ALL GOODS THAT DISPLAY THE 'TREE' LOGO BELONG TO THE "MY TREE IS YOUR TREE" DEVELOPMENT PROGRAM. THIS PROGRAM INVOLVES THE PLANTING OF ONE TREE, DONATED TO YOU, IN YOUR NAME, FOR EACH SPECIAL PURCHASE YOU MAKE. UNLIKE OTHER PLANT A TREE SCHEMES THE DON KEY A LANE TREES WILL BE PLANTED TOTALLY AT RANDOM THROUGHOUT GREAT BRITAIN AND BEYOND. SOME WILL BE PLANTED ON LAND THAT WE OWN AND SOME ON LAND THAT WE DO NOT. EACH TREE WILL BE LEFT TO GROW AS NATURE INTENDED.

YOUR TREE CAN BE VIEWED IN YOUR MEMBERS SECTION OR BY VISTING THE MY TREE IS YOUR TREE PAGE AND TYPING IN THE CO-ORDINATES IN THE AREA PROVIDED

THIS SECTION SHOWS PICTURES OF YOUR TREE'S AT VARIOUS STAGES OF ITS LIFE TOGETHER WITH A DETAILED DESCRIPTION OF THE TREE AND DIRECTIONS TO ITS WHEREABOUTS, IF YOU WISH TO GO AND VISIT.

YOUR TREE IS UNIQUE TO YOU. NO TWO CUSTOMERS WILL OWN THE SAME TREE. YOU ARE FREE TO DO WHAT YOU WISH WITH YOUR TREE. YOU COULD DECORATE IT, PICK ITS FRUIT, KISS IT, HUG IT, PAINT IT. THE CHOICE IS YOURS. ALL WE ASK IN RETURN IS FOR YOU TO KEEP THE TREE ALIVE FOR OTHERS TO ENJOY, NOW AND IN THE FUTURE.

TO BOOST OUR CAMPAIGN WE ARE NEARING COMPLETION OF AQUIRING FOUR ACRES OF MATURE FOREST TREES SET WITHIN THE FOOTHILLS OF LOMBARDY, NORTH ITALY. THE LAND IS SLOPING LAND SET IN RICH VINEYARD COUNTRYSIDE WHICH HAS CREATED A SAFE HAVEN FOR SCORES OF WILDLIFE. WE ARE GOING TO SECURE THIS SAFE HABITAT AND HAVE PURSUADED THE LAND OWNER TO HAND OVER TO THE DON KEY. THERE ARE OVER 300 TREES SO KEEP A LOOK OUT FOR THE MY TREE LOGO AND QUALIFY FOR YOUR TREE IN THE SUN.

HOW IT WORKS
THESE INSTRUCTIONS WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO AUTHENTICATE YOUR PURCHASE PROTECTING YOU FROM RECIEVING FORGED AND COUNTERFIET GOODS, ENSURING YOU HAVE A GENUINE DON KEY A LANE PRODUCT. THIS IS ONLY AVAILABLE FOR GOODS INVOLVED IN THE "MY TREE IS YOUR TREE" DEVELOPMENT PROGRAM

STEP 1
TURN TO THE BACK PAGES OF YOUR DON KEY A LANE REFERENCE GUIDE, SUPPLIED WITH YOUR PURCHASE, AND COMPLETE ALL SECTIONS.

STEP 2
TEAR OUT THE PAGE ALONG THE DOTTED PERFORATIONS

STEP 3
PLACE THE PAGE IN AN ENVELOPE ADDRESSED TO DON KEY A LANE LIMITED, P.O.BOX 101, WIRRAL, UK. CH30 9AG

STEP 4
FIX YOUR FREE POSTAL STAMP ONTO THE ENVELOPE AND POST. YOU WILL FIND THE POSTAL STAMP, APPLICABLE TO YOUR COUNTRY, WITHIN THE SLEEVE AT THE BACK OF THE REFERENCE GUIDE.

WHEN WE RECIEVE YOUR ENVELOPE WE WILL CHECK OUR RECORDS AND MATCH UP THE CO-ORDINATES PRINTED ON YOUR PAGE. ONLY DON KEY A LANE CAN MATCH THESE CO-ORDINATES. THESE CO-ORDINATES ARE GENUINE CO-ORDINATES AND INDICATE WHERE YOUR TREE IS LOCATED. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ANYONE OTHER THAN DON KEY A LANE TO KNOW THE EXACT CO-ORDINATES OF THE TREES WE HAVE PLANTED. ONCE WE HAVE ESTABLISHED YOUR CO-ORDINATES AS GENUINE A SPECIALLY PREPARED POSTCARD WILL BE POSTED TO YOU. THIS IS YOUR CERTIFICATE OF OWNERSHIP FOR YOUR TREE AND YOUR GENUINE PRODUCT.

WHEN YOUR POSTCARD ARRIVES KEEP IT IN A SAFE PLACE. YOU MIGHT WISH TO COLLECT THEM WITH OTHERS, BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT TO IMPRESS YOUR FRIENDS COMPLETE THE AUTHENTICATION PROCESS AS FOLLOWS:

STEP 5
POP OUT THE CORNER OF THE POSTCARD ALONG THE PERFORATIONS. DO YOU RECOGNISE THE POST OFFICE STAMP? YOUR POSTCARD HAS NOW BEEN OFFICIALLY DATED.

STEP 6
PEEL BACK THE LABEL ON THE BACK PAGE OF YOUR REFERENCE GUIDE AND STICK YOUR POST CARD CORNER PIECE HERE. IT SHOULD FIT EXACT AND THE PATTERNS AND PICTURES MATCH UP.

STEP 7
WEAR YOUR GUIDE WITH PRIDE

TWO WEEKS LATER YOU WILL RECIEVE AN EMBROIDERED DON KEY TAG STUDDED WITH GENUINE CRYSTAL. DOESN'T THAT JUST MAKE YOU FEEL SPECIAL? IT DOESNT FINISH HERE THOUGH. WE CAN OFFER YOU THE CHANCE TO GET HOLD OF £10,000. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS APPROACH THE 'DON KEY', WHEREVER SIGHTED, AND READ ALOUD, THE DON KEY POEM IN ANY ONE OF THE TRANSLATED LANGUAGES.

MAKE SURE YOU ARE WEARING BOTH YOUR REFERENCE GUIDE AND THE EMBROIDERED TAG WHEN YOU RECITE THE POEM. THE DON KEY LOVES A DEDICATED FOLLOWER.

CLUES: THE DON KEY IS A REAL PERSON. THE DON KEY POEM CAN BE FOUND IN HYPERSPACE. WE REGULARLY POST IN FORUMS AND DISCUSSIONS ON RANDOM WEB SITES. AS FOR LOCATING THE DON KEY? WE CANNOT MAKE IT THAT EASY. £10,000 IS A LOT OF MONEY TO JUST GIVE AWAY. YOU GOING TO HAVE TO DO SOME RESEARCH. THERE IS NO LIMIT TO THE AMOUNT OF £10,000 TO CLAIM. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO CLAIM THIS MONEY IF YOU SATISFY THE ABOVE CONDITIONS.